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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 03:19

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Catatonics & High Colonics
Freaks and Cheeks
Humans Age Faster at 2 Specific Times in Their Life, Study Finds - ScienceAlert
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
So they tried
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Club World Cup: Qualified and eliminated teams - FIFA
No way
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
NASA sets new potential launch date for Ax-4 mission to ISS - SpaceNews
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Why do White people love dogs more than humans?
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
CM Punk makes John Cena’s WWE title reign interesting by delivering the Truth - Cageside Seats
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Ossett prostate cancer patient urges men to have checks - BBC
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Hackers take aim at Washington Post journalists in an apparent ‘targeted’ cyberattack - CNN
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.